lol! as we were on the subject of nerds a few days ago, i couldnt help but post my nerdy picture. i <3 nerds! *cough*
now now, remember the famoooose saying ‘if you love someone, set him/her free’? now, here are a few more versions…
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, he’s yours,
If he doesn’t, he never was yours….THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he ever comes back, he’s yours,
If he doesn’t, well, as expected, he never was.THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
Don’t worry, he will come back.THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he ever comes back, ask him why.THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he doesn’t comes back within some time limit,
forget him!THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he doesn’t come back, continue to wait until he comes back…THE PLAYBOY VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again,
Repeat process!THE LAWYER’S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of
the Woman’s Charter clearly states that…THE TECHNOLOGY COMPANY VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and tell him
That he’s also going to get an upgrade.THE STATISTICIAN’S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high.
If he doesn’t, your relationship was improbable anyway.THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love someone, don’t ever set him free.
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free… instantaneously…
and look for others simultaneously.THE PSYCHOLOGIST’S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, his super ego is dominant.
If he doesn’t come, back his id is supreme.
If he doesn’t go, he must be crazy.THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If he doesn’t, write him off as an asset gone bad.THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty.
If he doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.THE ENGINEER’S VERSION :
(provided by ensui)If you love someone,
Set him free…
Proceed then to calculate the forces in the ‘x’, ‘y’ and ‘z’ directions
Find the resultant force, which will determine if he comes back or not.
so, which version are you?
I’m the statistician. If there’s no chance of him coming back, then why set him free in the first place?
nadnut: true! lol!
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my version isn’t in there, so i’ll make one up. :p
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THE ENGINEER’S VERSION
If you love someone,
Set him free…
Proceed then to calculate the forces in the ‘x’, ‘y’ and ‘z’ directions
Find the resultant force, which will determine if he comes back or not.
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lol… 😀
nadnut: nice! i shall add that in!
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My version will be the Guy’s version:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back,
find out from the previous guy why.
nadnut: lol!
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Oh shit. I just saw the Suspicious version. Hahaha. My bad my bad.
nadnut: it just proves ur the suspicious sort! heh. 😉
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sunshin3 being the eternal optimist will always choose the optimistic version.. hehe…
nadnut: thats great! *hugs*
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nad! i have one for us hospi ppl (esp for ritz)!
if you love someone,
set him free,
if you want him to come back,
give everything FOC!
ha.. but i still prefer the original..
aww..
nadnut: lol. that sounds so… suggestive aye? hahahhaa
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I must be the THE PATIENT TYPE
couse giving up isn´t who I am!
And I still wait 🙁
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