a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

hahahaa. *kapo-ed from jf’s blog*

25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age

1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than going to KFC makes u a chicken.
4. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Visa travels at speed of light.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends much further away.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. At least u try sumtin new.

haha thought the cookie one was really cute. 😉

i was chatting with tiger and he said something cute.

nadnutâ„¢ [a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.] says (7:04 PM):
do i look like i can be bullied

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:05 PM):
no cookie dear

nadnutâ„¢ [a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.] says (7:05 PM):
im one tough cookie wor

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:08 PM):
1/4 eaten

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:08 PM):
but still tough

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:08 PM):
cos lao hong?

nadnutâ„¢ [a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.] says (7:08 PM):
….

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:09 PM):
haha

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:09 PM):
well

.:tiger:. [ meow ] says (7:09 PM):
tough cookies are lao hong one mah

i may be small but that doesnt mean i can be stepped on! i am one tough cookie! hee. and who says lao hong?! grrrr.

tomorrow’s cat is very cute!! decided to share with everyone. 🙂 my cats will never pose this way. boooooo.