today met up with pearl and ange. 🙂
been tired lately. nearly overslept today. need more sleep. was so tired tat shared cab with them home.
driver so damn reckless. cause me to be carsick. -_-“
anyway, some laughter for some of de ladies…
How To Turn Men Down
HE: can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money
HE: I’m a photographer i’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon .i’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
