laxitives….They irritate the shit out of you.

– Men are like ……..

Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are.

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Vacations …… They never seem to be long enough.

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Weather …… Nothing can be done to change them.

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Blenders …… You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

– Men are like ……..

Chocolate Bars …… Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

– Men are like ……..

Coffee …… The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

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Commercials …… You can’t believe a word they say.

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Department Stores …… Their clothes are always 1/2 off and out if fashion.

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Government Bonds …… They take soooooooo long to mature.

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Mascara …… They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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Popcorn …… They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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Snowstorms …… You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

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Lava Lamps …… Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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