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Recently, in the bar there has been a mini Bachelorette Contest.

and after a few sabohs here and there, i kena to be the next “Bachelorette”.

Winner wins a ‘date’ at Starlite Cinema with me..

and…

here are my questions..

1. imagine we’re going on our first date. plan out our first date with a budget of 50 bucks maximum (total. not each!)

2. wat electronic device (mp3 player, tv, telephone, camera and wat nots) would u use to describe me and why. must state model too. if got pics, + points. (for example a nokia 6210.)

3. What dessert / supper do you think i would like to have after the movie? and why?

here are some of the answers.

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Bachelor 1

1. First Date
1:30 pm
Pick nadia from home around 1:30pm. Present her with a small bouquet of flowers.
2:00pm
Reached Bugis, go to Oasis to play some games, to break the ice and make each other more comfortable with each other
5:00pm
Buy Sandwiches from Delifrance, drive to Changi Beach, and have a picnic there.
6:00pm
Walk the beach while waiting for sun to set.
9:00pm
Watch a romance/comedy at Tampines Mall.
11:00pm.
Send Nadia home.

Breakdown:
Gift(small bouquet of roses) – $10
Oasis(Not sure how much) – $10
Delifrance(2x sandwiches) – $10
Cold storage(2 fruit juices) – $2
GV(2x Movie tickets) – $18

If Oasis costs more than $10, then bring homemade sandwiches instead.

2. Tough one. But I choose this:

http://www.pure-digital.com/images/jpg/Products600/VL-60715.jpg

The Bug by DAC

The name does it great dis-service. I chose it to describe nadia because
i) its exclusive.(How many ppl u know have it)
ii) how can you not like it when you first set eyes on it?

Enuff said.

3. What would you like to eat?
– I know you like dim sum, so would bring nadia to Geylang to have tim sum.(Wang Jiao Dim Sum) But I hope this is not constrained by the $50 budget, cos I’d like nadia to have a nice tim sum supper without worrying about the budget.

Hope you’ll like them.

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Bachelor 2

1. starlight cinema. coffee at tcc boat quay… totally chillout. both parties wud feel more relexed 😉 prolly spend the last 10 bux for cab fare to send you home n walk hm from there since budget = 50
=(

2. Now this’s hard… hw bout ishuffle? small, unpredictable and packs a punch! lolx

3. Stingray and redbull @ blk85? LOL dats if ur not under the challange la. why? because i know ur likes 😉

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Bachelor 3

As usual, I will deprecate myself by saying that i prob not be picked due to lousy answers, hopefully to gain certain sympathy points.. man, am i transparent…

1. imagine we’re going on our first date. plan out our first date with a budget of 50 bucks maximum (total. not each!)

1) $35 spent in Cold Storage for food
2) DFS bottle of wine (compliments from the well stocked bar)
3) a mat ($3.00)
4) 2 umbrellas
5) $10 worth of petrol
6) Mosquito coil + lighter $1.50

That should make up $50.
The Meal:
Stock up the picnic basket with the only kind of meal I can prepare. In this case, it would be beef sandwich with honey mayonaise mustard sauce, tomatoes, lettuce, mozarella cheese (Optional).

With some fruits, i.e. water melon and bananas.

Beverage comes in red wine, possibly Austrailian Saugvignon red, with wine glasses.

The plan:
1) pick the date up at 1830h in the evening.
2) drive to Lower Pierce Resevoir
3) set up mat and picnic… and have picnic under the stars, with a body of water for view.
4) Send date up when all is done.

2. wat electronic device (mp3 player, tv, telephone, camera and wat nots) would u use to describe me and why. must state model too. if got pics, + points. for example a nokia 6210.

The electronic device I think would the IC chip LM3886. Because… do you really wanna hear the engineer talk?

The LM3886 is a high performance IC cheap, it has auto shut down features, mute feature etc… all the audio features and the whole lot of she-bang is there.

Why I choose this? Because, first, it is really small and useful. I think Nadnut is small and very resourceful, hence many functions.

On the outside, the chip may not look super slick or anything, but the insides are a work of art. Maybe you might think it is a pretty sight, but I think it is. Same goes for Nadnut, maybe you might think she isn’t pretty, but I think she is, and really what is inside really counts and matters more.

Oh, the chip is also very like nadnut, because if you do not bias the circuit properly to fit the chip, it will get really hot and explode… so it’s the same for Nadnut, when u keep irritating her, she will retaliate by biting and slapping…

So there you go… I have said it… all of you can wake up now.

3. What dessert / supper do you think i would like to have after the movie? and why? (from 9 august!)

Jialat, this one, PT takes the cake liao… I can only think… Chicken McNuggets if she was really hungry. But she’s been trying to avoid suppers so as not to gain weight.. maybe she might have me instead. hurhur.

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Bachelor 4

1. imagine we’re going on our first date. plan out our first date with a budget of 50 bucks maximum (total. not each!)

1. Take bus to J.B($5 Sin)
2. Convert and max my spending power to Rm.
3. Eat at roadside stall…. eat whatever we wan…(Eat20rm)
4. Catch a movie (Tuesday Movie Day 8Rm each@16rm)
5. Go window shopping ($0 cost)
6. Get surprise gift for Nad($20rm)
7. Play those girly archade games(10rm)
8.Take bus back ($5rm)

3-7 not in order, depend on movie timing…

2. wat electronic device (mp3 player, tv, telephone, camera and wat nots) would u use to describe me and why. must state model too. if got pics, + points. for example a nokia 6210.

Nad will be just like what a Panasonic Vs2 moblie phone meant to me

The sleek clamshell’s candy sheen catches my eyes at first glance as she did…..The strong pink colour it came in simply shout out “Pink Pink Pink!!! and captures my attention
It came equiped with a 320×240 TFT LCD screen which has about 16million colours. Now this can really brighten up my world like no other moblie phone(which in this instance like no other woman)can……..:-)
VS2 also has a slew of fun feautures to match its fashionable exterior.. ..

Now, you people tell me how can this not be sweetie nad…..

3. What dessert / supper do you think i would like to have after the movie? and why? (from 9 august!)

Honestly i dun think you be thinking of eating anything after the movie… for you people who never do your homework, there will be numberous food stalls set up at the venue…

i am expecting to be constanly browing ard and feeding each another pior and during the movie…Nope…no supper after the movie…too full already….Afterall Nad will had already lost her soul in my endearing eyes already… They will be macham Stars for her that that(with the help of eyemo)…

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Bachelor 5

Here goes…

1. imagine we’re going on our first date. plan out our first date with a budget of 50 bucks maximum (total. not each!)

Meet Nad at Changi Village at 2. Nad leaves east, shld not be a problem getting there.

1st is to pulau ubin for cycle. Nad said she wanna start exercising. Jogging is bad for knee. Nad dun like swimming, and somemore if go swimming, wait she say I buaya wanna oogle at her in swim suit. So cycling best. Nice scenary, gd work out and not so siong on the knee. And of cos, great company. A cold coconut after cycling will be heavenly.

$2 ferry to ubin.
$8 rent 2 bicycle for 1 day.
$2 for coconut juice and drinks.
Total $12. x 2 person = $24

Left $26 for dinner. We can go Charlie’s. Budget abit tight but shld be able to work something out. At most I eat less. 🙂

2. wat electronic device (mp3 player, tv, telephone, camera and wat nots) would u use to describe me and why. must state model too. if got pics, + points. for example a nokia 6210.

That would be Ericsson T750i. It’s sleek and with everything that I wish for. And more importantly, it’s always with me whenever I go, close to my heart. Just like my dear Nad.

3. What dessert / supper do you think i would like to have after the movie? and why?
This is the hardest. Try as I might, I can’t think of a good answer. So I’ll jus say Royce Toffee.

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Bachelor 6

Q1 Tink we can go for dinners at this russian steak house in far east.. Then
can pop over to bar none to end the nite.. Less than 50 bucks

Q2 nothing really quite comes close.. Closest would be a webster.. Why u may
ask .. It’s as complicated as thick .. Ha ha:) type email on fone very hard..
Some more want foto

pic here.

Q3 mac’s hot fudge sundae at ymca .. Coz by the time get out of fort cannin ,
mac would be the nearest.. Subsequently can pop over to bean curd at prinsep st.

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Peeps who aint participating but answering for fun..

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Guy 1

1. imagine we’re going on our first date. plan out our first date with a budget of 50 bucks maximum (total. not each!)

– seafood platter for 2! nothing beats sharing a plate of platter with someone nice.
– for a movie? @ Princess bedok!!! Cheap and good!
– go anywhere else, i’ll just borrow my parents’ car to drive around. that’ll be so nice. And convenient
– rest of the money? save up lah! $50 must use all $50 meh?

xxx

2. wat electronic device (mp3 player, tv, telephone, camera and wat nots) would u use to describe me and why. must state model too. if got pics, + points. for example a nokia 6210.

-it’d have to be the iPod mini. lime green color. Not pink.

Although it’s as common as what every other person has, the real iPod enthusiasts should know how to pimp up their iPod minis with decals, protector, and accessories.

The songs in each person’s iPod can relate to anyone from time to time. That makes nad same as anyone else, not a freak. RIght?

Why lime green and not pink? pink like EVERY other girl got. Lime green colour not dull also wat. Instead, happening wor!

Why ipod mini not iPod, everybody knows why. 😉

xxx

3. What dessert / supper do you think i would like to have after the movie? and why? (from 9 august!)

– chocolate fondue everything! smudge me. haha!

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Guy 2

Hey Nad,

I would have given these as answers if I were competing, but I’ll just email you for fun now:

1. To spend $50, I’ll bring you to the garden at Marina South for picnic:

1. A Merlot 2004 from Sandalford Swan Valley – 25
2. Sandwiches made of:
a. A Batard from Provence Bakery – 3
b. fresh lettuce, tomatoes and scrambled eggs from Jason’s Marketplace – 3
c. Some Smoked Emmentaler Cheese from Jason’s Marketplace – 3
3. A couple of strawberries dipped in chocolate – 5
4. A pair of cheap wine glasses for drink-and-throw – 6

Still have enough $ left to take bus 🙂

2. Monster Cable Monster XP® Compact Speaker Cable (XPMS20)

A home theatre system cannot work without speaker cable. Without you, it’s like a piece of me is missing. I’ve chosen the Monster Cable XP because like the appearance of you in my life, everything will now become so clear, and your voice will surround me.

3. Haagen Dazs raspberry sorbet
– refreshing and smooth with a sweet taste, but without the calories. It’ll take away the sticky taste of the popcorns that you’ll have during the movies and leave you with a sweet aftertaste to bring to bed.

Hahaha… how’s that? 😉

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Guy 3

morning, haha…so many entries eh…now, from Guy 3’s Ten Years Series of answers…

1. She loves cows. So go slaughter a cow and feed her with cow meat. While u r at it, tempt her with cans of RED BULL. $50 budget? No problem, just burn cook at home lah.

I think it’s karma, she must have been a blade of grass in her previous life.

2. Olympus Mini Mju camera. Why?. Small size Petite, plus she’s trigger happy on the camera.

3. Two vodka redbulls, two vodka lime, and one flaming lambo. Set her in Walas full of bar flies. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the “Quick hands Nad” show.

Note: This is not an application. Just a spoof. I am full of vices already, can’t be a paedophile as well….*grins*

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aiyoh. headache liaoz.

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